Here are some caps from Utaban episodes I watched earlier today. Technically, they're of Nishikido when he was with NEWS, but these are too funny not to share.
And Nishikido is a Kanjani 8 member, after all.
Have you ever wondered what Nishikido Ryo would look like if his head were the back of a foot?
Neither had I.
Come see the crack.